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A special bulletin released by the ATF warned that citizens should be on the lookout for a Caucasian male in his early to mid-20s, with absolutely no sense of social etiquette whatsoever. The moocher is reportedly also known for having never once purchased his own pack of cigarettes, falsely claiming that he only smokes when he’s been drinking, and thanking his victims to an insufferable degree after the bumming has occurred. In addition, investigators have described the freeloader as being constantly in need of a light. (via ATF Agents Closing In On Nation’s Most Notorious Cigarette Bummer | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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